54 Candles Expedition

Pushing the Limits

 

by Allen Sherpa

 

Ten men – most from the White Mountains of Arizona – will launch an assault on the summit of Mount Hood, Oregon’s highest mountain, in the early morning hours of Friday the 13th of April, 2001.  Allen Sherpa was invited to participate, but declined.  With this letter, he’s staying in close contact with the climbing party.


You’re a persistent bunch aren’t you?  I keep waiting to see signs of sanity, but all you and your band of glacier runners seem to be doing is digging yourselves in deeper and deeper.  Remember, the trick to climbing a mountain isn’t getting to the summit.  It’s getting to the summit and getting back home.  Sir Edmund Hillary wasn’t necessarily the first to climb Mount Everest.  He was the first to return.  Safety and preparation are everything.


I was comforted to hear the story recently about one of your climbers.  It seems he acquired his brand new, expedition level, down-filled, ultra-light, Everest quality sleeping bag.  Word on the street is that he had to sell his car just to pay for this thing.  Of course, nothing’s too good when your life is on the line.

 

He also knew you can’t be too careful.  Rather than run the risk of an unpleasant discovery while high on the face of one of Mother Nature’s big mountains, he thought it would be prudent to put the new mummy bag to a legitimate test in the wild.

 

He set camp in a surprisingly short time period considering that temperatures were hovering near zero on the mountain.  His eyes scanned his high-camp as he ran down his mental checklist.  A mistake, a critical item left unsecured, food improperly stowed, could lead to a complete failure of the expedition.  Admittedly, this wasn’t the “big climb”, but if the equipment testing was to succeed, everything had to emulate the real thing as closely as possible.

 

With everything apparently in place, the alpinist struggled to become one with his new sleeping bag that was to become the key to his survival.  Doubts ran through his mind.  Was the investment the right one?  Would it be adequate to protect him from the ravages of nature?  His heart quickened as he pulled himself into the bag.  He began to feel a bit claustrophobic as he tightened the draw-string that would close the bag in over his face.  He tried to lay quietly in his coffin-like enclosure and prepared to survive the night.

 

He was tired after setting camp and tried to sleep.  But, the roar of the freezing wind made it difficult to clear his worried mind.  Snow was beginning to accumulate and the temperatures were still falling.  Perhaps it was foolish to do this alone.  Ice was now forming on the outside of the bag where the moisture from his labored breathing was condensing.

He thought, “This is the position that many climbers must be found in when they don’t return from Everest or Hood”.  But he knew that the weak and timid would never be found on the summit of any great mountain, let alone Mount Hood.  He was committed and was going to tough it out.

 

The uneasy minutes turned into hours.  He would pass into an uneasy sleep only to be awaken every few minutes by the unforgiving scream of the wind.  Finally at around 4 AM, he fell, exhausted, into a sound sleep.

As dawn readied itself on the horizon, he was resting warmly and snuggly in his artic quality sleeping bag. He heard a noise.  He wondered, “Could I be dreaming?  Maybe I’m delirious?  Is this what it is like to die high on Lohtse Face?  It‘s the voice of my wife.”

 

“Honey.  It’s time to get up.  Come on in before the neighbors see you sleeping out in the yard.  There going to think you’re some kind of a nut-case.”

 

How had she gotten all the way to high-camp at such an hour.  Well, I guess that’s another story.